How to make a child into a delinquent - 10 easy rules

My wife drew my attention to this page in the June - July issue o Asian Beacon. This is in turn quoted from A Box of Delight, compiled by J John & Mark Stibbe.

1. Begin at infancy to give the child everything he wants. In this way he will grow up to believe the world owes him a living.

2. When she picks up bad language, laugh at her. This will make her think she is cute.

3. Never give him any spiritual training. Wait until he is 21, and then let him "decide for himself".

4. Avoid the use of the word "wrong". It may develop a guilt complex.

5. Pick up everything she leaves lying around - books, shoes, clothes. Do everything for her so that she will be experienced in throwing all responsibility on others.

6. Let him read any printed matter he can get his hands on (nowadays internet material). Be careful that the silverware and glasses are sterilized, but let his mind feed on rubbish.

7. Quarrel frequently in the presence of your children. In this way they will not be too shocked when the home is broken up.

8. Give a child all the spending money she wants. Never let her earn her own. Why should she have things as tough as you had them?

9. Satisfy his craving for food and drink and comfort. See that every sensual desire is gratified. Denial may lead to harmful frustration.

10. Take her part against neighbours, teachers, policemen. They are prejudiced against your child.

(Copyright (R) J John and Mark Stibbe 2001. Monarch Books, Mill Hill, London & Grand Rapids, Michigan. First published in the UK in 2001 by Monarch Books, Concorde House, Grenville Place, Mill Hill, London NW7 3SA)